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# Miscellany, Folderol, Balderdash

Hey, I'm pretty much here for no original reason.

• me at home:i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
• me going away:I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

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### -19 ◊ Aug ◊ 2014-

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) and a leg can sell for$500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here)

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for \$1,335

which is less than i would have guessed.

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

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And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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### -19 ◊ Aug ◊ 2014-

In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard:

Such mastery of the English language.

Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.

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Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

I was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no “rise” of geek girls. We’ve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just don’t talk about it a lot because men are assholes.

yes.

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• Jesus:It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
• Christian Conservatives:*hurriedly turn the page*

### -19 ◊ Aug ◊ 2014-

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

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### -19 ◊ Aug ◊ 2014-

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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